captaindorkrogers:

officialwiccan:

spanish teacher: [starts speaking very rapidly]
me: salí para pasar un buen tiempo y honestamente siento tan atacado ahora

i don’t speak a single word of spanish but i know exactly what that says

i hate this fucking website

*unbaes you*

tr-opicalkid:

I would rather read the iTunes terms and conditions than go to school tomorrow

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.